Question 1

How will my item be delivered.

Accepted Answer

Your chosen item, once worn will be vaccum sealed to preserve ripeness , this has proven to be the best method after many trials so have chosen to stick with this.  For those long haul journeys , or if you have the self discipline to delay opening until your alone time I recommend steaming the item over a boiled kettle for a
Minute , this will get the stink hitting !

The vacuum sealed item will then be delivered inside a plain brown secure jiffy envelope , no other wording will be on the parcel, just a printed post office address label , there will be no indication of “skunkmaster” . Internationally this will be accompanied by a mandatory customs declaration which will display a return address but again this will just be a name and a home address .  No fucker will know where you’ve been shoppin. I got ya back.

Question 2

How will the payment be displayed on my bank statement

Accepted Answer

When you get to checkout and process the payment , this will show on your bank as SKNK Apparel, no skunks and no awkward questions from your mortgage company !

Question 3

What's the standard wait time?

Accepted Answer

All my products are worn to order and these are the current wait times.

Underwear 3 weeks
Socks 10 to 12 days
T-shirts 10 days
Joggers 2 to 3 weeks
All Videos/Extras 1 week after purchase.

Question 4

Delivery Options

Accepted Answer

All items will be sent via Royal Mail. I can offer click and collect from if you prefer but there may be additional costs.

Question 5

When I place my order.

Accepted Answer

Once you've placed your order, you'll get a message with estimated delivery date. When ya product goes on I will send an update pic.

Question 6

How do I know what options to choose

Accepted Answer

If you're new to this or like dirty washing basket stuff then choose light or 1 day for wear. If you like the real man stink then go heavy!